Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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