There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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