i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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