I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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