what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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