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I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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