hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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