I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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