Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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