I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I'm really busy with my period
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