My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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