well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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