I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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