But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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