He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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