i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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