I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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