We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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