oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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