Where did you get a picture of my penis
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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