I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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