belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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