Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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