i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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