just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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