As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
