The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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