Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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