we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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