are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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