Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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