Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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