just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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