my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Sorry about my life...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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