Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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