me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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