I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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