So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
send nudes
from the living room?
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