Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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