i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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