Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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