I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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