Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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