Me too!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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