i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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