gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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