I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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