I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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