You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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