Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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